Kat Johnston - Dennis Abercrombie Snizzlewig. Is there a better name than that anywhere? Ever? I think not...

This is Dennis Abercrombie Snizzlewig. Catholic schoolboy at one of the most exclusive boarding houses by day, he likes to put on thick eye-liner, spike his hair and write angsty poetry by night; maybe even sneak out and stay up to the wee hours of the morn at some extreme rave, if he’s feeling up to it.

You’d think these things wouldn’t exactly work all that well together, but for Das, he’s a master at this double life-style. Mother and Father wanted him well trained in all the gentlemanly sports, so he uses these skills to pole-vault over the campus wall, dodge bouncers asking for ID and to sneak in his window when the night is through like some secret spy assassin agent type guy. Being able to smooth talk his way out of practically any situation doesn’t hurt either, though that isn’t to say that is hasn’t come close now and then – especially when his two lives, the ‘class president, honors student, goody-two-shoes’ side and his ‘sneak out to raves, social nuisance’ sides start to collide. No-one’s caught him out yet, but perhaps it is only a matter of time… Megan’s onto him. She’s going to find out what he’s up to no matter what, even if she doesn’t know quite exactly what’s going on. Nobody can be that perfect and not have something to hide!